The Red Hat PledgeI do solemnly swear on my Red Hat that I will do my best to uphold the spirit of the Red Hat Society. I promise to greet middle age with humor and take my silliness seriously. I promise to regularly practice laughing and having fun. I promise to wear proper attire at all functions. I promise to eat dessert first, if I want to. I promise to dispel the notion that a woman my age is old.
Twelve Days of Christmas On the lst day of Christmas my sisters gave to me A red hat with flowers on the brim. 2nd day two purple dresses 3rd day three red kazoos 4th day four purple scarves 5th day five Coots & Biddies figurines 6th day six satin gloves 7th day seven feather boas 8th day eight big tiaras 9th day nine reading glasses 10th day ten chocolate truffles 11th day eleven sparkling earrings 12th day twelve purple purses